this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
