arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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