i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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