Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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