I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
