Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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