Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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