my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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