FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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