this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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