I just cut my nipple shaving
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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