you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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