i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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