His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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