are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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