Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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