we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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