I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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