I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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