She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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