I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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