I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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