turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I just want nice things and good sex
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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