pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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