so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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