Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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