You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
