So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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