i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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