Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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