there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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