I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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