she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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