Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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