no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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