The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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