She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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