3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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