Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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