Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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