ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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