Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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