Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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