I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Randomize
