Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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