she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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