we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
its not stalking. its research.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.