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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...

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  ...i wondered where i left that...

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.

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  On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things

  (1-443): View more from Maryland

  Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels

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• (585): View more from New York

  Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...

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