Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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