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• (646): View more from New York

  party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Please dont jizz on my ds screen.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  What do you wear to apply at a strip club?

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• (631): View more from New York

  We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.

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