S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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