This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
