Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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