we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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