how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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