I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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