Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
